Quiza arguno de uztedez pienzen (oda ar zilenzio)

Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen, quer Pepino les basila de lo lindo.
Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen ezo. Puez cohone tienen rason.

Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen, quer Pepino ez un tonto, un gilipoyaz
Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen ezo, Puez cohone tienen rasón.

Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen, quer Pepino ez mu lizto, mu inteligente
Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen ezo, Puez cohone tienen rasón.

Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen, quer Pepino zolo quier yamal latension
Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen ezo, Puez cohone tienen rasón.

Puez agüeno, piensen lo que piensen, zi ez que piensan, er Pepino pienza.
¿Pienza er Pepino?.
Zi que pienza ¡cohone!
Azi que us boi a disir lo que pienzo
¿Pienza er Pepino?.
Zi que pienza ¡cohone!
Puez agüeno, piensen lo que piensen, zi ez que piensan, er Pepino dixi:

Penzando en arto... pol que uztedes no len los pensamientos.
Ustedes en tal cazo zolo piensan quel otlo pienza lo que ustedes piensan.
Y zi no pienza igual, puez na, zolo ez un gilipollaz, ¡cohone!

Puez agüeno, piensen lo que piensen, zi ez que piensan, er Pepino dixi:
Penzando en arto... pol que uztedes no len los pensamientos.
Anque a muxoz, ezo lez guztalia. Lez resolvería zu problema de comunicación.
Poz la gente que tie poblemas de comunicación, pienza que zeria güeno.
Zeria güeno tenel telepatia. ¡Enel fondo quielen ligar!
Io no tengo telepatia, zolo un televisor. ¡zolo beo la teletienda!
Me ez suficiente pa complendel er alma umana.

Puez agüeno, piensen lo que piensen, zi ez que piensan, er Pepino dixi:
Penzando en arto... pol que uztedes no len los pensamientos.
Ze pue penzal lo que ze quiela. No hay limitez pal penzal.
Anque no ze puede dixil lo que ze quiela
Anque no se puede jasel todo lo que ze pienza
Pero lo maz malo ez ponel limitez al penzal
Cuantoz maz limitez maz incoherente lo que quielas dixir
Maz incohelente lo que quielas jaser.

Puez agüeno, piensen lo que piensen, zi ez que piensan, er Pepino dixi:
Penzando en arto... pol que uztedes no len los pensamientos.
E agora, cohone, ar tema.
¿Diho que zi argunaz ves han penzao zi ez que piensan
Las gasones pol que oz vizita er Pepino?
¿Laz an penzao? zi ez que piensan.
Puez ale, io ze loz plico, anque no entiendan na de na.
Io zoi un chip. Zi un chip, un poco cablon, pero un chip.
Uztez o argunoz piensan agora:

quer Pepino les basila de lo lindo
quer Pepino ez un tonto, un gilipoyaz
quer Pepino ez mu lizto, mu inteligente
quer Pepino zolo quier yamal latension

Io pienzo, cohone, ¡tien rason!
¿Nuos lo dixe andenantes?

Cohone lian conatension.

Zoi un chip, zolo un chip, na maz que un chip
¿Cuál ez mi funsión?
Poz jasel que la enelgia que apenaz lez yega ar coco
Sircule adecuadamente. Ezo, adecua tu mente.
Desplejuisia tu mente rialmente. La mente rial.
No er ganglio que utilisan, cohone.

Armenoz zi uztez ozerba que zu riztuz no es una mueca patética
Armenoz zi uztez ozerba que zu riztuz zolo ez una lebe zonriza
Abla caztao un dies pol ciento de la música der Pepino.
Empesara a excusar ar pepinillo que yeba ahientro
o ar menoz dejara de sel un pepinillo avinaglao.

No zean vovoz
No zean listos
No zean pol un momento lomanticoz
No zean pol un momento sentimentales

Zean despieltos
Veanze desde ajuera
Zintiendo disde ahientro
Rianse de uztez mismos
Rianze de lo que escliben
Pa que lo escliben
Que quielen con lo que escliben
Quien quiele que lo lea
Que nunca lo ba ler
Y zi lo le
Solo va dixil
Zi, pelo yio quielo a otla/o
Cohone

Ustedes develian conosel la rialida
Ezta llamando a zuz pueltaz
Hoy zi, mañana no ze

Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen, quer Pepino les basila de lo lindo.
Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen ezo. Puez cohone tienen rason.

Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen, quer Pepino ez un tonto, un gilipoyaz
Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen ezo, Puez cohone tienen rasón.

Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen, quer Pepino ez mu lizto, mu inteligente
Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen ezo, Puez cohone tienen rasón.

Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen, quer Pepino zolo quier yamal latension
Quiza arguno de ustedes piensen ezo, Puez cohone tienen rasón.

Puez agüeno, piensen lo que piensen, zi ez que piensan, er Pepino pienza.
¿Pienza er Pepino?.
Zi que pienza ¡cohone!
Er Pepino ha dixo. Er Pepino enmueze azta que le zalga del forro los güeboz
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Er Pepino